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Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.
*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!
by KianNL February 3, 2018
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Glitchie

Derevitive of sticky icky. Something that is sticky and will produce a noise from friction against itself.
The lubicrant was glitchie
by Fresita74 July 3, 2018
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Glitchy

That guy is beyond glitchy.
by DmothafuckinJones October 24, 2018
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Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.
Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.
by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018
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glitchy

Neopets servers are glitchy steaming piles of shepoopy
by Josh July 20, 2004
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Glitchself

Glitch/glitchself

A neo-pronoun, originated on Tumblr by attention seekers refusing to be addressed as he/she/them.
Person 1: glitch is so lonely glitchette left glitchself.
Person 2: honestly I have no clue how to use this in a sentence, why can't glitch just stick to he/she/thrm
Person 1: don't you dare say that or glitch will doxx you and post your address on Tumblr
by IDislikeSJWs February 2, 2021
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Glitched

It depends on the individual. If describing it about someone outfit in a good way. you'd say they're glitched out; unfair to say in a good way. If you're saying someone is being glitched or glitchy, they're either envious of you or backdooring you.
Yo fit glitched out.
Mfers been acting glitchy lately.
by Gdgiles July 20, 2020
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