Gettin' In her Guts

The act of sexual intercourse, but only from a man to a woman, not vice versa.

"When I took her home after the date, one thing led to another and next thing I knew I was gettin' in her guts."

by Joshua Caceres October 3, 2007

Getting the poison out

A euphemism for masturbating.

"I'll be back in 15 minutes. I'll be getting the poison out if you need me."

by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

Getin Knighted With Cheese

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.

As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.

by Shwank The Hobbit June 24, 2011

getting my dick wet

Inserting a penis into a wet vagina

I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.

by Blowkush November 24, 2013

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

getting owned

Getting beaten at something usually in a big or humiliating way.. also known as getting your ass handed to you

Billy thought it was funny to slap Belindas' ass until she turned around and kicked him in the nuts. All of his friends were laughing and yelling that he was getting owned by her as she gave him a beating.

by thisisbecomingapainintheass February 12, 2014