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celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011
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Celebrity

A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe

Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason

Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated
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the celebrity snowman

one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!
banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!
by lou December 10, 2003
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Dirty Celebrity

A style of fashion worn by modelxcore girls
The look consists of designer clothes, mixed in with grunge, or punk styles.
It's like those candid pictures you see of celebrities in US Weekly walking down the street dressed weird (hence the name dirty celebrity)
A Dolce&Gabanna sweater with a multi colored scarf around the neck, tucked UNDER the sweater, with old torn and ripped jeans, huge furry eskimo boots, and huge sunglasses.
A band shirt from hot topic, black gaucho pants, black and white chucks, and pearls
Layered multi colored shirts, tweed shorts, and combat boots
by prioska ninotchka January 2, 2006
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iList Celebrity

Someone who gained initial fame on the internet.
Lisa Nova is an iList Celebrity.
by cbodarama July 31, 2010
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Facebook Celebrity

Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.
Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.
by Observer9 October 14, 2011
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minor celebrity

a celebrity who has to buy her own cigarettes
John's throwing a fundraiser and he wants Jenny to recruit some of her minor celebrity friends to attend.
by stentotious December 18, 2012
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