Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob
Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer
by jedkoc January 14, 2014
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I won the doughnut game, last night. Now, I can buy the new X-Box 360.
Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.
Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.
by ilovehugetits July 15, 2010
Get the Doughnut Game mug.When a man or Maan recieves fellatio from his partner while playing a video game. In order for this act to be deemed a true gamekin, the reciepent must continue playing the video game, even though he is typically quite distracted. Derived from the terms game and blumpkin.
by [MAAN] VelocityRed8 November 3, 2008
Get the gamekin mug.A person who is totally into the fine and outstanding culture of Video Gaming. Often seen sporting a game related T-Shirt i.e. Mortal Kombat, Pac Man etc.
In addition to purchasing all merchandise related to their favorite game, a Gaming Enthusiast will spend long, hot uninterrupted hours of gaming in some back room. Forgoing proper nutrition, basic hygiene, even pornography in lieu of leveling up. Leveling up for a Gaming Enthusiast is like shooting sweet China White into the vein of a heroin addict.
Gaming Enthusiasts have been found dead with controllers still being clutched in their rigor mortified hands - We salute you
In the future when our world is invaded by hordes of malevolent alien Reptiloids. The nations of the earth will turn to the Gaming Enthusiast to save them. For the Gaming Enthusiast alone possesses the knowledge and talent combined with years of virtual experience for fighting such a cause.
Sound far fetched? I leave you with this: Songs have been written and movies have been made about Gaming Enthusiasts saving the world.
In addition to purchasing all merchandise related to their favorite game, a Gaming Enthusiast will spend long, hot uninterrupted hours of gaming in some back room. Forgoing proper nutrition, basic hygiene, even pornography in lieu of leveling up. Leveling up for a Gaming Enthusiast is like shooting sweet China White into the vein of a heroin addict.
Gaming Enthusiasts have been found dead with controllers still being clutched in their rigor mortified hands - We salute you
In the future when our world is invaded by hordes of malevolent alien Reptiloids. The nations of the earth will turn to the Gaming Enthusiast to save them. For the Gaming Enthusiast alone possesses the knowledge and talent combined with years of virtual experience for fighting such a cause.
Sound far fetched? I leave you with this: Songs have been written and movies have been made about Gaming Enthusiasts saving the world.
by SWARTHOS September 11, 2019
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it's an extremely serious condition that should not be taken lightly
serious side effects: forehead explosions, murderous headaches and a head so heavy it needs to be dragged along the floor :(
it's an extremely serious condition that should not be taken lightly
serious side effects: forehead explosions, murderous headaches and a head so heavy it needs to be dragged along the floor :(
Bob: omg Nicole has the world's biggest forehead
Nigel: omg Bob wtf you can't say that she has forehead gambino
Nicole: :(((((
(Bob Nigel and Nicole are not real people, if you are named Nicole I apologize if you have forehead gambino or any other gambiguous condition)
Nigel: omg Bob wtf you can't say that she has forehead gambino
Nicole: :(((((
(Bob Nigel and Nicole are not real people, if you are named Nicole I apologize if you have forehead gambino or any other gambiguous condition)
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Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto April 9, 2006
Get the gamble chocolates mug.A GameSkank is someone who plays computer games for long periods of time, with total disregard for anything else happening around them or in their lives. They tend to have obsessive personalities and will (with the right game) stay up to the most ungodly of hours, power gaming until they fall asleep from exhaustion.
by Devro December 15, 2008
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