Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 1, 2024

Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

by Saryniae January 7, 2024

Gazloon

Gaza strip with reference to it's high population density and ghetto-like character, after Kowloon Walled City.

The Israeli blockade has made the Gazloon even more dilapidated.

by j637man February 3, 2024

Galong

Undefined

"look at that Galong"

by Meksmun February 7, 2024

gallon of water over you

To be one step ahead or one level above someone

Guy 1: I just got a B+ on the test
Guy 2: I got an A+, I got a gallon of water over you
Guy 1: You still ugly though

by A jar of red pickles March 18, 2024

glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024