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Galando

greek for small penis, Galando was originally used by the goddess Hera, wife of the infamous Zeus, King of the Gods.
Zues, I don't know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that Galando you have, my word! You may be King of the Gods, but boy, you sure do have a Galando!
by The Final Composer April 17, 2011
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Battlestar Galactica

Geek porn. Science fiction drama which has seen unprecedented mainstream appeal, featuring the acting of Mary McDonnell, Edward James Olmos, Jamie Bamber, Tricia Helfer, and other surprisingly solid but unheard of actors. Referred to as "BSG."
Day after new episode of Battlestar Galactica airs:
Friend 1:"Hey man, did you catch the new episode of BSG last night?"
Friend 2:"No, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Sorry!"
Friend 1:"Jesus man, you fail at life."
by CapnAdama June 10, 2008
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teri gaand mein haathi ka lund!

my mokeys is jumping on my asshole and it is hurting
shit goddamn fuck teri gaand mein haathi ka lund! that damn monkey.
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galactus

One who constantly rolls well in dice-based role-playing games. Often an implication of cheating.
"I've rolled four 20s in a row!"
"You go, Galactus."
by Steve H. March 18, 2005
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Galano

Betty was Galanoed from Chi Omega after they found out she sold cocaine
by Rick Blaine February 20, 2009
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Galangle

A certain disorder/defect common among humans. Humans who are born as Galangles are missing a Soul. Even though symptoms can decrease in severity over time; there is no cure, and Galangles will never obtain their own soul.

However, this is not to say they will not steel someone elses soul. Therefore, Galangles should be approached with the utmost caution and a deep understanding of the threat they pose to an uninformed individual possessing a true soul.

The word "Galangle" has Celtic origins and the literal meaning is: "One who's head is aflame, and loins kindling beneath a soul-less cavity."

Males are generally affected worse by this birth defect. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Red Hair, Fire Crotch, Soul-Steeling Capabilities, Stealth, Persistence, Overwhelming amounts of freckles.

Very dangerous if Galangle identity is hidden beneath hair dye. Interestingly, Red Hair is much more difficult to dye therefore, we can assume those who do conceal their identity have gone through a serious effort to successfully do this. Thus, there is usually a motive for Galangle identity concealment: Soul Steeling
Galangle People: Danny Bonaduce, Julianne Moore, Carrot-Top, Seth Green

Colors: Auburn to Fire Red
by Lupe Moreana May 9, 2011
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Galanh

A hot progouli with a very big belly nearly 100 kilos and she is from Greece an has beautiful hair with a little Olive oil on them
Boy 1:Ohh see it's a galanh

Boy 2: I know she is fat

Boy 1: FUCKK YEAHH
by Galanhlover69 February 12, 2022
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