gaffer nosher

A sad individual at your place of employment who is constantly sucking off the people of higher ranks for his or her own gain.

Billy you're the biggest gaffer nosher I've ever seen. You disgust me.

by Grafter999 June 5, 2016

j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.

"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."

by mike ho. January 11, 2009

gaffol

GAH-ful

1. To embarrass, humiliate, or surprise someone or something.

2. To be embarrassed, humiliated, or surprised by someone or something

3. To be filled with "gah"

Usually used as "gaffoled" or the infinitive form "to gaffol"

Damn...I can't believe how badly the Giants gaffoled the Patriots. It was effing sweet for them to gaffol Tom Brady to that extent.

by Pittshadowrunner April 1, 2008

galfend

informal way of saying 'girlfriend' among male friends

Friend 1, "Your galfend talks so much dude."
Friend 2, "Yeah, my galfend is an extrovert."

by iamhunter August 14, 2021

Dee-Gaff

A shortened version of 'Dont Give A Fuck!' commonly used in reply to someone or as a comment. Used to conceal saying the actual meaning so as to not offend the recipient of the Dee-gaff

Person 1: Excuse me! why are you late?
Person 2: Dee-gaff!

by Rellus February 10, 2015

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffer

someone or even something that is young or small. a small child usually, but not always

"awe look at the little gaffer"

by gafferforlife November 19, 2010