Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.

Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.

by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020

Greasing gio

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 28, 2023

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021

Grease Bawl

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.

Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.

by DirtyHD February 19, 2011

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Apple Grease

Something that's all just dumb and bad

Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry

by BartramStPimDestinyGangLeader July 9, 2023