grease pony

a slur. its just a slur. its a slur for something

did you see that kid? he’s a fucking grease pony

by WilburSootSimp October 13, 2022

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.

Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.

by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020

Greasing gio

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”
“You cooking ngl. You greasing gio?”
Look at slaughter he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 28, 2023

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016