A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a
good bit of
ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale,
England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.
"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I
don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a
bit of
sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"