Glaggy

How my bestie says 'laggy'.

My game is glaggy.

by Puppy-Oodles November 22, 2017

Glagged

The mix between both a glitch and a lag. Usually referring to the confusion of others online.

The game was glagged after all the players joined.
I Glagged my way back into the game.

by Lil Binky July 21, 2018

Glasgow Kiss

A punch to the face.

“The fuck? I ain’t ugly! Do you want a Glasgow Kiss?!”

by treyrjm March 4, 2020

glasgow

Glasgow is the worst city on the face of Europe. Spend days walking around cheap sales shops, being harrased by neds and stopping yourself from killing old ladies that hog the streets. Dont wander down any of the many sidestreets, you will never be see again. People here look angry all the time and generally hate life. Its no wonder. look where they live. Understanding their language is like trying to understand a pack of angry dogs. The river which Glasgow is on looks like a constant flow of sewage and the beautiful skyline is of council flats and cranes. NEVER go here. Infact NEVER visit scotland.

man one: hey lets go to glasgow
man two: excuse me?
man one: just kidding lets go somewhere actually worth visiting like London
man two: you almost had me there you bugger

by Glasgow Loather April 27, 2008

Glaugh

A Half laugh, half gag. A horrible, most awful spasm, resulted from picturing your brother with abs.

"I imagined Seth with fake abs and let out a painful glaugh."

by mruss October 22, 2009

Glasgow Smile

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.

Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.

by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.

"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."

by jared September 10, 2004