mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.
by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010
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gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.
Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...
by Ajewman April 04, 2017
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Nasty Gas

It is a canadian saying meaning "fallen for someone".
by ridethatmalebuffalo October 20, 2010
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Gas cunt

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy

Often heard in North Dublin
Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella
by CharlieHarper216 May 07, 2020
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Gas and Pass

When one silently farts and walks away to let the rest of the group rot in the stenchy smell of his ronchy gas.
by MacGruver August 19, 2010
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Anal Gas

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass
by John Cheese Meluch April 16, 2019
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gu gu ga ga

Excuses excuses or Stfu. For people of color, "Gu gu ga ga nigga", means the same thing but just sounds meaner.
Person1: "I don't feel like playing this with you"
Person2: "gu gu ga ga"
by Dizziee February 25, 2021
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