fuck far

The point diametrically furthest from earth in the universe, potentially only accessed through numerous wormholes and time warps, that is the nearest estimate of the amount Shane loves Suzzanne and vice versa

Shane loves Suzzanne from here to Fuck Far and back....

by SPS67 May 15, 2015

The fuck is this?

Something a butt naked warlord might exclaim upon being bemused at the spectacle of a Mormon missionary suddenly appearing in his camp.

"General, we have an intruder!"

"The fuck is this?"

by doughnuts June 13, 2013

Excuse me what the fuck

The action of showing confusion after an absurd event. This term became popular after a meme rememe, and got spread by the 9 year old army.

Usually when done correctly, the arms will form 2 sine waves, the atmosphere around you will become distorted and the color configuration will become abstract.

EXAMPLE 1
A : What’s your biggest fear?
B : ...
A : ...
B : SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T...
A : Excuse me what the fuck?

EXAMPLE 2 (Edgy)
Random Template : *exists without being a meme*
Reddit’s 9 year old memer : Ayx queues me, What the EH?

by Divorce The Bucket August 31, 2018

A lazy fuck

When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.

I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.

by Ihateyourhatbutimnotgonnatellu April 21, 2019

Firestick and Fuck

To invite a female (or male) over to watch the Firestick with intenions of fucking before, during, or after. Much more straightforward than netflix and chill.

She wanted to netflix and chill but I had better plans, Firestick and Fuck.

by 4741 January 11, 2020

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen

Trick2g's famous line

trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

by godEn0moto December 7, 2019