booty fishing

using a condom that is too large during anal sex, so that the condom slips off of your dick and you have to pull it out of the hoe's ass.

Did you hear about the asian guy who bought magnums?
Yeah, he was booty fishing that night!

by Fucka U Face March 9, 2008

wi-fishing

The process of searching for Wi-fi. Or the act of searching for Wi-fi in public places such as Starbucks or Mickey D's, usually involves walking the perimeter of your property in search for Wi-fi.

Person 1:I caught a god damn Wi-fisher in my backyard slowing down my internet!!

Person 2:Yeah fucking Wi-fishers are all over

Example 2

Person 1:Where were you yesterday? I went to your house twice.

Person 2:I was Wi-fishing, I found a sweetass spot on my roof, 11 Mbps

Person 1:Fucking Wi-fisher!!!!

by Treez, And Isaac May 6, 2010

nigga fishing

When you miss a fish and the person right next to you cast in the same spot as you just missed the fish

I just missed a fish you better not start nigga fishing me and cast in the same spot.

by Bassmasster69 March 18, 2017

Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.

Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.

by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

Punishing Percy in your Palm

Yet another metaphore for male masturbation.

"Man, I was punishing Percy all night long last night"

by skinanbones08 March 8, 2005

fishing in the dark

laying on your back outside at night performing mutual masturbation with your partner.

Mark: So how was Cassandra???

Bill: It was great we started off fishing in the dark and by the end of the night I was getting some mud on my tires.

by arrowturn March 31, 2010

fishing

When someone tells a lie / makes a false statement in order to make the other person accidentally admit something about themselves.

Dude 1: lol, you jack off to gay pr0n.
Dude 2: OMFG HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Dude 1: lol, I was just fishing...now I know you really are gay. :)
Dude 2: ...OH SH-

by _allismine_ September 5, 2007