Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses

bro 1: yo we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

Functional Delicacy

The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.

Im the functional Delicacy of the known everything is under my control

by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021

function music

Party Music; high energy provocative music: ratchet

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.

by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

fred function

A gathering or get-together which surrounds the theme of “Fred”

“I can’t wait for the Fred Function!”

by FredFan1 May 31, 2024

functional tweaker

Someone who does speed but works 40 hours a week, eats three meals a day, and sleeps every nite. And most importantly,is not a thief.
They work more hours, to get paid more, so they can buy more speed, so they can work more.
Hurts no one but themselves.

Noone would have guessed that the lady next door did drugs. She works, sleeps and eats and pays her bills. That's because she is a functional tweaker.

by Republic of mo August 13, 2021