useless fanboy

An especially nasty version of the usual fanboy that in addition to being fanatic about a subject is so arrogant about its superiority (or its opposition's inferiority, in many cases) that they'll never budge an inch even if you hit them with a two-ton truck of reasoning against it. As such, they are USELESS in conversations that might involve someone saying (or implying) something negative about the subject they're a fanboy of.

Useless fanboys can be seen everywhere where opinions clash, from brand loyalty to politics. They are the enemy of rational discussion and all those that practice it. Avoid these kinds of people at all costs.

See: console fanboy

Useless Fanboy: Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Depends what you want to use it for.
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Ever had a BSOD?
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
Useless Fanboy: Bite me. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Will you at least concede that Windows has SOME faults?
Useless Fanboy: Nope. MAC SUCKS! WINDOWS FTW!

Republican: You're too liberal!
Democrat: You're too conservative!
Non-voter: This is why I don't vote.
Normal Person: There's no way I can convince any of you that your views may be even partially wrong, is there.
Republican: Hell no! GTFO!
Democrat: Hell no! GTFO!
Non-voter: Hell no! GTFO!

by Maginomicon August 11, 2008

Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.

"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"

by kaceykaso January 29, 2012

fanboy

A fan of a certain thing who will tolerate no criticism of that thing. Most often associated with "nerdy" subjects, especially the video gaming community. Most people are likely to encounter fanboys over the Internet, as the veil of anonymity allows the fanboy to be as aggressive and arrogant as he likes without the possibility of reprisals.

Ordinary, well-adjusted game player: "Good game everyone."

Hulking, stinking, fast-food loving arrogant fanboy: "OMFG YOUR A NOOB LOL I COULD KICK UR ASS UR MOM (etc.)"

by Muttering Master March 7, 2007

funburn

A sunburn that was obtained on vacation or by participating in some fun activity.

Larry: Hey, Chuck, that's one hell of a funburn. Looks like you had a great time in Maui.

Chuck: Thanks, Larry. Looks like you got a nice funburn on the back of your neck while snowboarding in Tahoe!

by aronlevin March 24, 2008

fanboys

Plural for fanboy. Fanboys are people that remain loyal to something, no matter how much it sucks. People that remain loyal to videogame companies are usually named as a fanboy. Examples of this is the Xbot, the PSTool, and the Nintendrone

Fanboys suck no matter what they remain loyal to

by Justin H. April 12, 2005

Bizarro PS3 Fanboy

The opposite of PS3 Fanboy. A Bizarro PS3 Fanboy is ugly, stupid and more angrier to 360 and Wii Fanboys. And a Bizzaro PS3 Fanboy is also part of the Final Fantasy VII Fanboy family that won't shut up about how the game pwns everybody and everything in the entire gaming world with just FF7 characters like a fat nerdy rabid FF7 Fanboy.

360 Fanboy: "You know what's worse than a regular PS3 Fanboy?"

PS3 Fanboy: "Yeah yeah I know! A bizarro PS3 fanboy! They're a disgrace to us PS3 fanboys and a lot worse than you 360 fanboys!"

Wii Fanboy: "Not to mention they're also a disgrace as Final Fantasy fans. It's like FF7 is their boyfriends."

PS3 Fanboy: "Shut up you Gamecube graphic loving Wii fanboy."

by Lucas_JWF January 2, 2009

Toying with her Funbox

A term used to describe female masturbation. This includes any act performed by a female that provides sexual stimulation or pleasure for herself.

She spent all night toying with her funbox.

by FishingforSkittles May 10, 2011