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fucktard 

Stone that fucktard, dude! There's no going back.
fucktard by sailor3788 March 30, 2017

Fucktard Loser 

Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar.

A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.

Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.

A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.

Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”

2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
Fucktard Loser by wordexperienced January 16, 2019

Fucktardisourous 

The basic definition of a 'Fucktardisourous' is mainly a human with the powerful scent of pure disgust and garbage. These people may also make random noises at times and start twitching out of control.
"Ugh, Angel is such a Fucktardisourous. When will he stop?"
Fucktardisourous by xmenstuff March 20, 2019

fucktard penisface 

Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny
Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"

Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "

fucktard 

it means retard and stupid mixed together.
somebody: bro i failed my math test, because instead of studying last night i fucked a bitch.
someone else: you're honestly a fucktard.
fucktard by dumb_bitch101 March 25, 2020

Fucktard 

Fucktard
The type of moron who is so retarded, that they panic buy toilet paper for a virus that doesn’t give you diarrhoea.
Dave:Really, look at this guy buying up all the toilet paper because of coronavirus.
Bob:That guy is a fucktard, you don’t get diarrhoea from coronavirus.
Fucktard by Ragnar Loddbrok June 26, 2020