fucktarded 

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

fucktarded by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007

Fucktard 

A complete and utter fucking retard

50 cent is a Fucktard waste of sperm

Fucktard by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

Fucktard 

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

Fucktard by Andi March 2, 2005

fucktards 

see: fucktard

fucktards by Anonymous January 5, 2003

Fucktard 

A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.

Other blends:

smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard

Fucktard by The Swank Linguist May 26, 2007

Alpha Fucktard 

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.

Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.

Alpha Fucktard by You really don't wanna know about me June 30, 2003

fucktard 

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

fucktard by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007