Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
by SlopNChop December 6, 2020
Get the Fuckmug. A word that can be used in every sentence in any part of the sentence. It can be used to express anger, love, sadness, disappointment, or really any emotion in the world.
Fuck, that dog ate my sandwich.
That fucking dog ate my sandwich.
That dog fucking ate my sandwich.
That dog ate my fucking sandwich.
That dog ate my sandwich, fuuucccckkk!
That fucking dog ate my sandwich.
That dog fucking ate my sandwich.
That dog ate my fucking sandwich.
That dog ate my sandwich, fuuucccckkk!
by PretentiousCat October 27, 2011
Get the Fuckmug. A word that can deal with sex, anger, happiness, pain, or any other emotion or action that people could go through. It is the only F-word to have the term "F-word" or "F-bomb". Parents label this word ad the worst of all words to use. If you are using the word "shit" instead of "fuck", your parents will not care as much. But will still get mad. It is also popular with certain school groups. It is also known to be the first swear word we lean and the most noticeable sign language word there is.
"Jack gave his teacher the finger today."
"Oh man, I almost dropped the F-bomb"
"DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME YOUNG MAN?"
"Oh fuck me!"
"come on, fuck me harder"
"Oh fuck yeah!"
"Owww...fuck me..."
"Oh man, I almost dropped the F-bomb"
"DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME YOUNG MAN?"
"Oh fuck me!"
"come on, fuck me harder"
"Oh fuck yeah!"
"Owww...fuck me..."
by xchris May 1, 2008
Get the Fuckmug. adv-I fucken love him. (i think its an adv)
adj-He stoled my fuckin candy.
verb-He fucked me over.
noun-I love that little fucker.
adj-He stoled my fuckin candy.
verb-He fucked me over.
noun-I love that little fucker.
by Mysteri January 25, 2010
Get the Fuckmug. A theory behind its origin is comes from the medieval times.
Fuck:
Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King
Fuck:
Fornication
Under
Consent of the
King
The next time you say:
I'm gonna fuck you up, you son of a bitch!
to an adversary, consider what you mean:
I'm gonna Fornicate Under Consent of the King you up, you son of a bitch.
I'm gonna fuck you up, you son of a bitch!
to an adversary, consider what you mean:
I'm gonna Fornicate Under Consent of the King you up, you son of a bitch.
by Stormin' Norman March 5, 2007
Get the Fuckmug. by shit fart March 11, 2010
Get the Fuckmug. In old the England people were not allowed to have sex without counting on the consent of the King (unless she/he was a member of the real family). When people wanted to have a son, they must asked for a permission to the monarch, who gave a plate to them that must hang outside of their door while relations tenan. The plate said “Fornication Under Consent of the King” (F.U.C.K.). And that´s how the myth was born....
Believe it or not, this is truth
Believe it or not, this is truth
by LAnge June 7, 2007
Get the Fuckmug.