Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 23, 2025
Get the Everyone's a Comedian mug.Then, under the auspices of this, how is Matt Walsh NOT responsible for that school shooting? Where he said it was a holy war and then the next day their was a school. Shooting a at catholic school. The first trans shooter ever. If HE is responsible for everything HE does... AND everything everyone else does... How is the thing I SAID earlier incorrect?
A fucking retard "Cus you're a misogynist and I don't want you to be right about anything anymore."
Hym "Well... I AM. You make up your own bullshit rules regarding behavior. You apply it to everyone. You give yourself a pass. You give your logic never applies to your friends or allies. And then you turn around and cry when anyone else doesn't follow them. 'But why aren't you following my rule about not talking about my slut-daughter and/or purpose generating fuck trophies!?' Look at him! 'You're responsible for what you do AND what everyone else does.' So how is your co-worker NOT responsible for your 'holy war' against the trans the resulted in a bunch of murdered children? BY YOUR OWN LOGIC Matt Walsh has murdered more children then I have. Or am I ALSO responsible for that? I'm responsible for everything everyone does? Is society responsible? Is society 'getting what it deserves' when that happens? I take no responsibility for that. I have been largely excised from society. So no... I'm not responsible for that. Matt IS responsible for that. According to Jordan Peterson. Both can go fuck themselves. Enjoy your 'holy war' and your dead kids."
Hym "Well... I AM. You make up your own bullshit rules regarding behavior. You apply it to everyone. You give yourself a pass. You give your logic never applies to your friends or allies. And then you turn around and cry when anyone else doesn't follow them. 'But why aren't you following my rule about not talking about my slut-daughter and/or purpose generating fuck trophies!?' Look at him! 'You're responsible for what you do AND what everyone else does.' So how is your co-worker NOT responsible for your 'holy war' against the trans the resulted in a bunch of murdered children? BY YOUR OWN LOGIC Matt Walsh has murdered more children then I have. Or am I ALSO responsible for that? I'm responsible for everything everyone does? Is society responsible? Is society 'getting what it deserves' when that happens? I take no responsibility for that. I have been largely excised from society. So no... I'm not responsible for that. Matt IS responsible for that. According to Jordan Peterson. Both can go fuck themselves. Enjoy your 'holy war' and your dead kids."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
Get the You're responsible for what you do and what everyone else does mug.??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought mug.Person 1: Hey, Remember "Everyone Knows That"?
Person 2: yeah, the song got found
Person 1: WOW I'M SO HAPPY~
Person 2: On XHamster
Person 1: What the fuck?
Person 2: yeah, the song got found
Person 1: WOW I'M SO HAPPY~
Person 2: On XHamster
Person 1: What the fuck?
by JustRandomAndNormal May 3, 2024
Get the Everyone Knows That mug.by Regina George from the 740 May 21, 2024
Get the Everyone mug.Everyonism is an inclusive ideology harmonizing national interests with global cooperation to foster economic resilience, social justice, environmental stewardship, and cultural respect. It strengthens national economies while promoting international trade and cultural exchange, ensuring local businesses thrive alongside global partnerships. This ideology values both national prosperity and global wellbeing, suggesting these goals are complementary.
Everyonism commits to progressive policies, prioritizing sustainable development, economic diversification, and technological innovation. It advocates for universal access to healthcare and education, emphasizing social equity and human rights. By promoting renewable energy and sustainable practices, it addresses climate change. Additionally, Everyonism supports a universal basic income through a borderless, global blockchain economy, reducing poverty and empowering individuals.
Everyonism also advocates for direct democracy, encouraging active participation in decision-making to combat stagnation and corruption. It supports spiritual diversity and the right to worship freely, integrating spiritual beliefs into its inclusive framework. By celebrating cultural traditions and protecting heritage, Everyonism ensures all voices are respected, creating a society where everyone feels valued and empowered.
Everyonism commits to progressive policies, prioritizing sustainable development, economic diversification, and technological innovation. It advocates for universal access to healthcare and education, emphasizing social equity and human rights. By promoting renewable energy and sustainable practices, it addresses climate change. Additionally, Everyonism supports a universal basic income through a borderless, global blockchain economy, reducing poverty and empowering individuals.
Everyonism also advocates for direct democracy, encouraging active participation in decision-making to combat stagnation and corruption. It supports spiritual diversity and the right to worship freely, integrating spiritual beliefs into its inclusive framework. By celebrating cultural traditions and protecting heritage, Everyonism ensures all voices are respected, creating a society where everyone feels valued and empowered.
Everyonism is an inclusive ideology that seeks to harmonize national interests with global cooperation, promoting economic resilience, social justice, environmental stewardship, and cultural respect for a balanced and sustainable future.
by Galactic Space Hussy May 23, 2024
Get the Everyonism mug.In 2021, a user known as "Carl92" uploaded a 17 second snippet on the website "watzatsong.com" (a website used for identifying songs through community efforts and interactions), later to be dubbed as "Everyone Knows That".
It gained widespread attraction after futile attempts to try and find it, making it a famous part of lost media. Around the internet, it is commonly associated with a picture of a pink boombox on a lush, pink carpet-like surface. However, this image has nothing to do with the song and is only a placeholder.
The song features an 80s style music progression in low quality, with a catching set of lyrics. It has developed a community determined to find it on reddit (r/everyoneknowsthat) with over 10K members, as well as many Discord communities filled with both fans and investigators.
The most commonly accepted lyrics of this snippet are:
"You're counting all the sheep in the sky,
Caught up in your world of lies,
Everyone knows that you've got,
Ulterior motives (Tell me the truth)
Every move shows-" (Audio cuts out from here)
It has been covered widely in videos by various YouTubers, uploading known details about the snippet, as well as "Carl92" who mysteriously disappeared days after uploading the song. It has also gained attention on platforms such as TikTok.
The origin of the singer and the full song remains a mystery to this day.
Original post by Carl92: https: //www.watzatsong.com/en/name-that-tune/ 719553.html
It gained widespread attraction after futile attempts to try and find it, making it a famous part of lost media. Around the internet, it is commonly associated with a picture of a pink boombox on a lush, pink carpet-like surface. However, this image has nothing to do with the song and is only a placeholder.
The song features an 80s style music progression in low quality, with a catching set of lyrics. It has developed a community determined to find it on reddit (r/everyoneknowsthat) with over 10K members, as well as many Discord communities filled with both fans and investigators.
The most commonly accepted lyrics of this snippet are:
"You're counting all the sheep in the sky,
Caught up in your world of lies,
Everyone knows that you've got,
Ulterior motives (Tell me the truth)
Every move shows-" (Audio cuts out from here)
It has been covered widely in videos by various YouTubers, uploading known details about the snippet, as well as "Carl92" who mysteriously disappeared days after uploading the song. It has also gained attention on platforms such as TikTok.
The origin of the singer and the full song remains a mystery to this day.
Original post by Carl92: https: //www.watzatsong.com/en/name-that-tune/ 719553.html
EKT (Everyone Knows That/Ulterior Motives)
Person 1: Looks like nobody actually knows that.
Person 2: Please find EKT before I go EKTsane.
Person 1: Keep dreaming.
Person 3: Is EKT a hoax by Carl92?
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: Shut up.
Person 1: Looks like nobody actually knows that.
Person 2: Please find EKT before I go EKTsane.
Person 1: Keep dreaming.
Person 3: Is EKT a hoax by Carl92?
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: Shut up.
by xlxx February 8, 2024
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