skin flute 

a skin flute is the most popular instrument played in san francisco the real san francisco treat

i was in san francisco the other day when i heard this guy ask another guy if he wanted to join his band he replied sure when first guy says all you gotta do is audition by blowin a few notes on my skin flute

skin flute by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

Champagne Flute 

When an uncircumcised man pulls his foreskin high up over the end of his penis, forming a repository for liquids. His gay lover then proceeds to ejaculate into this skin-shaped cup, being very careful not to spill any of the delicious semen. Once the glass is full or the supply has run out, you may then proceed to drink from the glass, holding the stem ever so delicately with your thumb and index finger. A monocle is recommend for performing this sophisticated act.

I invited Ezra and Joey out for a drink on Saturday night, but they said they'd been up all night drinking out of their champagne flutes and couldn't make it to the bar. Maybe another time though, they replied.

Champagne Flute by Deecon February 21, 2011

Chocolate Flute 

A large, toilet plugging turd

The hotel bathroom was plugged by a chocolate flute

Chocolate Flute by Big Sue April 26, 2004

Nose flute 

The nose. Used as an instrument. Your index finger closes ur left nostril, and u make a noise. Your other finger closes the right nostril to play different sounds.

What instrument do you play?

The nose flute.

Nose flute by Hugo January 24, 2004

Douche Flute 

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

Douche Flute by Tclick October 14, 2017

RUSTY FLUTE 

giving a girl a rim job while playing with the snatch

DUDE I was giving my old lady a rusty flute and she sharked on my nose

RUSTY FLUTE by KWANKBONE KEVO November 6, 2010

Whistle and Flute 

Cockney Ryming for suit

Nice whistle your wearing there Mate!

Whistle and Flute by Judderman October 12, 2004