Floating

The same as being tipsy, but for when you smoke the ganja.

Bro those two hits just left me floating.

by Balamtoumg Palace February 17, 2021

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Floating

when your laying on your stomach and you become rock hard

I was talking to this girl and all of a sudden I started floating

by Chace Bolden September 26, 2021

Flowering

A word describing recovery from anorexia nervosa.

I’m flowering, don’t comment on my body please🥀

by lisou November 22, 2021

Floating off

To feel depressed or like you’re dying.

Bestie : What’s wrong ? Me: I’m floating off 🥺😭.

by Sara Gordon May 17, 2022

floatingers

Someone who tracks the trends of the Dollar vs the Yen or Yaun with the eagerness of an army of trolls. They can rapidly accelerate the market by ganging up on the stock in a coordinated effort to cause a bubble burst, at the first sign of a downward turn they bail out and bet against the debt. This is why inflation is so high these days.

You floatingers really did it this time. How will you ever recover from this?

by Dick Tripover June 2, 2022