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pub flog

A beyond middle aged bogan man, typically bald & wearing an give away airlines cap / hat that is excessively drunk and to incoherent to make any sense of his sentences.
by X4CD May 14, 2021
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Flog

A failure of a dog.

A dog that fails at everything it means to be a

dog.
Friend 1 :” what’s up with joes dog?”
Friend 2: “Oh his just a flog, you know complete failure of a dog.”
by Rita’s March 24, 2021
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Flog

Can you let the captain help me fill out this flog? Thank you
by Gongmin March 15, 2019
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Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)
Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself
by FlogTV May 24, 2012
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Flog

"Hey, flog. Nice Pokèmon shoes you fat cunt"
by Dr.AlanBeads July 4, 2020
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Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted
Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor
by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019
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Flog

Despite its many meanjjngs it can also be used as an acronym for Funny Looking Old Guy
The flog over there just keeps to himself.

Gee that flog has lucked in getting that pretty girl.
by Brackmeister June 12, 2019
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