Flogs night

Manage to have a good time despite enduring some bullshit.

*speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*

Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it

by Surfking93 June 30, 2020

Flogged

(Female equivalent of being whipped)
To be totally controlled and dominated by your boyfriend to the point of being completely distracted, ditching your friends, and/ or doing anything and everything he says.

NOTE: there is a difference between sincerely loving your boyfriend and being flogged. Being flogged involves doing everything he says. Sincerely loving him means you may do nice things for him, but you at least know where to draw the line

"Dude Giannie does anything Ben says. He totally has her flogged"

by VoidWalkerAlpha September 26, 2020

Flogged

When you get stuck under a space ship.

"oh no im flogged!" said the man who had gotten stuck under a spaceship.

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted

Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 04, 2019

Flog nob

a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.

Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 11, 2020

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo February 28, 2006

blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.

Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.

by knumbknuts September 10, 2007