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bright flight 

Bright flight is the sociologic and demographic term denoting a trend wherein everyone smart enough to realize there is nothing of value to be gained, economically or culturally, flees their community as the affluency of a geographic area decreases. Anyone able to contribute to advancing society will follow jobs and opportunities out of town, leaving a wasteland of mouth-breathers and neanderthals behind them.
Detroit fell to shit in the 70s due to White Flight, but the entire Detroit Metro Area was devastated beyond repair in the 00s due to Bright Flight.
bright flight by Coleman Young March 4, 2010
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catch a flight to boston 

To give/receive a blow job.
Wanna to catch a flight to boston with me?

solo flight 

noun. the act of doing something alone, though not necessarily while in the air.
cat: so, like, you were totally solo yesterday after five...
gil: solo flight!
solo flight by tsaikautic February 25, 2007

On A Flight From Malaysia 

An expression used to refer to an individual's plan or intention to drop from the radar, fly low and simply disappear and not be found.
Carl had reached is breaking point. Between his recent divorce, the constant calls from debt collectors and his asswipe boss constantly riding him about his performance, he decided it was time to get On A Flight From Malaysia. He hasn't been heard from since.

A Grian Flight 

A very quick, uncontrollable mega flight using fifty rockets for a distance of ten blocks
Maybe I should put some honey blocks here so I won't take damage if I do a grian flight

straight flight 

The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.

coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.

Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:

- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'

Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
straight flight by QuinnVK September 28, 2012

Chairman's Flight 

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.
Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.
Chairman's Flight by RockyGunner September 15, 2022