flidge

A skinny, long penis which resembles a long finger.

"Damn! Luca sent me dick pics the other day, and he has a flidge! It's so long and skinny!"

by mickeymooose October 3, 2016

flipstar

filipino superstar

ima flipstar..!!

by Scar October 31, 2003

FIDS

Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.

I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS

by bibpaule February 16, 2009

gym flies

Those little black spots that float around in your peripheral vision, usually seen when you're kicking a$$ at the gym and you start to hallucinate slightly.

"Man oh man, I was on my 300th crunch and I started getting gym flies, big time! I had to stop and rest a while..."

by MisterSobul April 20, 2007

Flido

The opposite of a glido. It is an unhappy face made by lights and a ceiling fan on popcorn ceilings.

The flido in my living room was scaring me the other day, so i went to look at glido.

by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009

flibsiclistic

of rubbery or bouncy texture or constitution (such as the fat on a cut of meat, or of the cleaning product Swarfega which although liquified vibrates when the tub is tapped).

(1) I'll leave that piece of steak, thanks, it looks a bit too flibsiclistic for my liking.

(2) The being emerged from the ship, and appeared to be covered in a translucent reddish-green slime, which was sliding down it's back where it formed flibsiclistic splibuoles.

by Sparx72 August 10, 2009

Flished

The act of having cigarette ash flicked into your eye by a total stranger who is talking animatedly with a cigarette in their hand.
Often accompanied by pain, swelling, redness and an outburst of expletives directed at the 'flisher'.
Can be used with all types of smoking implement, including cigars, pipes and illegal substances.

No, it's not a black eye. I was flished at a party last night.

by Squik February 4, 2010