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flarging

The stage of a relationship between talking and dating.
John: "Hey. Are you and Sally dating yet?"
Carl: " No. We're still flarging, but hopefully we will be soon."
by Flarger November 8, 2011
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solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
by Luigi January 14, 2005
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Flare

When a girl chews on some habanero peppers and either eats or spits them out, or might even keep them in her mouth, and gives a blowjob immediately afterwards.
#1: "I got flared last night."
#2: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
by Phxck March 2, 2010
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flargle

Used in place of a swear word when one happens to be inconvenient (such as when one's girlfriend's parents are around). It is meant to replace an interjection, such as when one screws up or gets injured.
"Oh fuFLARGLE that hurt!"
by Evillight September 29, 2007
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Flarg

Flarg (Fondling Large Aggresive Ravage Gnomes)
Person A- *Thrusts at you*
Person B- "Dude, why did you just Flarg me?"
by Shoumei033 November 1, 2007
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Flare Job

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose
i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job
by %@(# June 27, 2006
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flarbing

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.
Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?
by big pito October 21, 2011
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