by alksdjflakjdslfksdf July 1, 2008

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

'God you're such a fig hahahah'
by Indanizzle October 15, 2015

the act of using a anime figurine to pleasure oneself analy while cosplaying as the same character as the figurine
by LollyLord25 May 9, 2024

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020
