Fetus Pie

a Pie with 70 yearold crushed fetus mixed with blackberries and pancake mix. Gos great with dog shit!

Alex eats fetus pie alot.

by CletusDooGumPhrey July 9, 2011

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019

fetus flip

1- A game you play with fetuses at the abortion clinic

2.) A skateboard trick that my friend Dean W. does so well.

The trick got its name from being done in the Ocean City NJ Mcdonalds parking lot; Its where the fetus face lady works. Apparently she inspired him or something. True story

Yo Dean What the hell was that trick you just did? "The fetus flip"

by 98tadriver March 16, 2008

fetus pimping

when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus

Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o

by wookienipples April 4, 2009

fetus dance

The most brutal dance ever. Should mostly be used while Dying Fetus is being played but is funny and awesome when used for any type of music. Only used by very attractive people. Not to be confused with defecated fetuses.

Brett: Did you see that hot guy doing the fetus dance?
Justin: Yea, it was the most brutal dance I've ever seen, I have a boner.
Brett: Me too, let's make out.
Justin: Only if you rub your beer gut on my knees.
Brett: Don't ever say that again, thats gross.
Justin: Sorry
Brett: I love you
Justin: I'm bleeding diarreah
Brett: You should get that checked out
Justin: NO! Never, I like it
Brett: Me too.

by Chet "Spagett" McMichaelson Jr June 26, 2010

fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008

fetus wentz

The pre-birth slang term for the thing growing inside Ashlee Simpson/Wentz. Often used (and parodied) by fobr boardies.

I wonder when Fetus Wentz will actually get BORN.

by F Wentz March 18, 2009