Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.

We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.

by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019

Fendering

When you stick your weiner into a girls glizzyhole so hard that she cums within 5 seconds her gspot no longer exists

Fendering “Chloe Got Fendered by Tom at the party last night i heard the bed rocking from down the street”

by A Man Who Likes Crackers September 30, 2020

Fender

a white whore

"Catherine fucked my dog she is such a fender"

by yourmotherinacanfuckingmydog December 1, 2020

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

Fester

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.

Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?

Festered

by Heufsch March 31, 2022

festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

fenturious

(adjective) A person who is at the peak of saying something but holds it back because it might cause trouble or break something significant.

As I was interrogating him, I got fenturious about the question that I was supposed to ask. I just skip what's on my mind then.

by Ms. Gil September 10, 2022