Curling Fairy Wizard

A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.

Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.

by smokyhobbit September 29, 2011

fairydusting

When a man ejaculates on a female, and then he proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on her so the glitter sticks to the semen.

The porn world was turned upside-down when Darian invented fairydusting. He fairydusted a chick's back, and the lighting elegantly reflected off the glitter.

by Montani August 24, 2011

bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

Cocaine Fairy

The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.

Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.

Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!

by Harjukleflop August 13, 2010

tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

Faery

A small, mythological creature, most often depicted as a tiny female human with insect wings. These creatures are said to frolick and live in forests, helping plant life grow and playing pranks on unsuspecting humans.

There are many types of faeries with different functions. To name a few: pixies, sprites, sylphs, nymphs, gnomes.

As the villager walked through the forest, he discovered a group of faeries dancing and weaving their magic.

by Alexiel March 31, 2005

The Weed Fairy

A mythological creature who flies around the world leaving weed in the old coat pockets and secret hiding spots of pot headseverywhere.

Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!

by odinsraven13 January 5, 2008