fallon

when you poop in your pants and leave a stain in the seat you are sitting in.

I just farted and pulled a fallon in my pants.

by Justin Liles June 21, 2006

fallopes

(noun) fallopes (plural), or fallope (singular) - A short-hand term for the Fallopian tube/s, specifically in reference to an obscene sexual act involving said anatomical region.

(adverb) fallopping - The act of sexual intercourse that involves inserting the penis into the Fallopian tubes.

"What's the deal with your mother's fallopes?" "How goes the fallopping? (adverb)" "Mike totally banged your mom's fallopes last night." "The vagina is irrelevant; it's all about the fallopes." "Stay away from the fallopes, you don't want an ectopic pregnancy."

by mariasfallopes June 18, 2009

Fallopian Tube Day

Fallopian Tube Day is August 15th for all tumblr users. On this day, you should do what is called "fallopian tube" people. You can do this by simply messaging them: "You've been fallopian tubed!"

"Hey, man! Let's reblog fallopian tubes on tumblr because it is Fallopian Tube Day!"

by tumblr user August 15, 2012

Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

by Sunjammer October 29, 2010

fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work

"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"

by hippyfeet October 9, 2016

fallobama

1. Fallon, NV + Alabama = Fallobama

2. Fallobama: The place where Grandmothers and Truckers come to rest.

3. A nickname for Fallon, NV, because of its isolated location, "hick"-like inhabitants,and lack of activities.

4. Go to Fallon and find out for yourself, seriously.

1. Howdy, I live in Fallobama, yee-haw.

2. We invented the Fallabama waffle here

by Redneck from Sparks December 8, 2016

Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!

Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!

by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019