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Dirty Falafel

A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.
While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.

Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus

My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.
by H4833717 April 21, 2011
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Falafle

Tom: Hey Bob! this is a falafle! You suck at cooking!

Bob: Sorry!
by Michael2222 March 17, 2008
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falafel

n. A term for an individual who has made a conscious decision to avoid any foods made from animals or any animal by-products.
Did you see that falafel finish that gigantic serving of hummus?
by Urban-o-meter March 13, 2011
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Falafel

Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!
by littlebrowngirl March 27, 2015
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falafel

a word used to replace a term of endearment, such as "cute," "hot," "nice," "sweet," etc.--especially when such words feel trite and overused. it can be used as an adjective, a verb, and occassionally, an adverb.
(adj.) you are so falafel, i could just lick you. (v.) you falafel me. (adv.) you are falafelly beautiful.
by Leedan July 14, 2005
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Fagan

Jimmie came into the room only to stumble upon george drinking his last Dr. Pepper. "Dude...you drank my last DP your being a complete Fagan."
by Ithitar May 22, 2006
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Falange

Falange (fa-lan-jee) To describe something in/on your body that your nt the the real name of.
"My...falange is killing me today"
by Jerry Maguire November 6, 2004
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