fondles

Something that is fun, amusement, pleasure

that amusement park ride was fondles

by mack1.0. June 22, 2006

A Fonder

Something absolutely amazing, perfect, awe inspiring, gorgeous and closer than God.

"Oh dude, can I have a Fonder?"

by Alixander Mcdean November 5, 2009

Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.

Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.

by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010

Fondle Monkey

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.

I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011

dog fondler

an insult to someone who is so depraved they fondle dog's genitals or generally engage in animal sex (bestiality)

Fuck off you dog fondler!

by fido January 21, 2004

fondueing

When you dip you balls in a girls Vagina during sex

I totally got caught fondueing that girl last night.

by Cbone May 3, 2014

fondueBQ

The funniest word I ever heard. Also a stupid thing that I saw on this sick surreal tv cooking show once. They made meat skewers with dipping sauces. The hosts were dripping sweet happiness and over exaggerated perfection. FondueBQ shall forever represent all that is wrong with the USA to me now. If thats what people think it real, then we are screwed.

Now we can enjoy our fondueBQ with these homemade punch recipes

by lily13 March 26, 2008