Fidget spinner

The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.

Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.

Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )

by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

fidget

Old slang term for female genitalia (from 18th c.)

Bridget has a smelly fidget

by Olon Shive April 19, 2018

Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy

Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner

by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner Technique

When your friend Caden Spins Like a Fidget Spinner On This Dads Dick

Fidget Spinner Technique is when your friend caden spins on his dads dick.

by iiBuggzZz June 30, 2021

fidget spinner

commenly used to be sarcastic, or to relieve stress

"oh man i lost my fidget spinner again! i'm loosing it jimmy!"

by jhonny dep June 19, 2017

fidget spinner

a fidget spinner is something you friend will brag about because he bout a pack of 10 for $20 and you own one. he most likely has cases for them because they are supposedly rare but he found them on amazon.

your friend: yooo look at my fidget spinners

you: i don't care
your friend: but they have cases and they are rare
you: again i don't care

by your dad 5455 November 4, 2020