facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.

We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.

by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011

faceship

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

by Zhadu May 19, 2012

fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

man-e-faces

A pun on "Many faces".
Term used to describe a bi-polar individual, or someone with a split personality. Also, to describe the rapid-fire ability of someone to go from one emotion to another, much like the sidekick/pal of He-man on Masters of the Universe.

She was act'n all lovin until I took away the credit card, then she went all man-e-faces on me!

by Nowell W. August 13, 2006

faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

Fecasol

The particularly stinky aerated poo-particle vapors one expels from their sphincter. This blend usually has a strong egg or broccoli aroma. Fecasol is usually emitted by a cropduster.

Rip: Wow, where did that stench come from!?

Torn: What, the Fecasol? Sorry, I had an omelette for breakfast...

Rip: Touche!

by Khromeslice April 21, 2010

facestalk

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

by icy118 August 26, 2007