Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

fast metabolism

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner

“Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism”

by mymii November 28, 2021

fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

by Kate October 13, 2003

Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018

pull a fast one

To deceive someone.

"There's a chick that tried to pull a fast one on me."

by Brendannn October 18, 2008

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

phone fast

A phone fast is a period of time where you voluntarily stop using your phone. This time saved with a smartphone is best used to meditate or simple "me" time. Phone fasting is increasingly important in this age of 24/7 connectivity.

The attorney phone fasted 2 hours a day to relieve work related stress.

by Pushkar The Great April 13, 2017