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fashion road kill

Someone who got run over by a road vehicel while lookin' extremely good.
Tom: did you see that girl get hit?

Bill: Yeah, she looked so good, such a waste.

Tom: yep, fashion road kill if yo ask me.
by mantanoman August 10, 2004
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fashion slander

Oh you know! The kind of shit you see on people riding the bus!! Usually wearing something completley outdated or colours that clash and dont go together at ALLL. You know the kinda thing where youre tempted to walk up to them and SLAP them right across the face for ever thinking that they look good in their hideous excuse of an outfit. And then of course theres those people who think their cool trying to stand out wen they wear non-matching clothes on PURPOUS....and they....well theyre even WORSE....
the old woman i saw on the bus was wearing a floral skirt and a bright yellow t-shirt....what a fashion slander

the teen dude that just walked by was being a fashion slander on purpous with his pinstripe pants and pink muscle shirt...what a loser
by randiLOVESryan July 22, 2005
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fashion racist

A person who is biased to a particular style or kind of clothing.
The police are fashion racist againt kids who wear urban clothing.
by prophet May 7, 2015
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Fashion Club

A group of people who are caring and love to have fun, they share jokes, sometimes get in fights but their all so caring and loveable, their happy. There are alot of noobs there but still, people get over it! :
Fashion Club - N. a place with people and friends, thats what fashion club is all about
by stardollgirl13 July 6, 2010
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Fashion Rock

Any and all music that envokes runway like beahvior or a feeling of fashion revoloution or inovation.If you can close your eyes and see waif thin girls strutting teh runway in stilletos to a song then thats it!Heidi Slimaes fashion inspiration for his entire skinny suit asthetic was franz ferdinands self titled album . Mostly fashion rock is alternative music ranging from the strokes "reptilia", morningwoods "jetsetter", we are scientists "nobody move nobody gets hurt" The killers "Somebody told me" the faints "agenda suidice" she wants revenges " I wanna tear you apart" etc.
I only listen to Fashion Rock while at really trendy parties
by Eric Fuken Hernandez December 21, 2007
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fashion clown

A fashion clown is a person who is laughably clueless and hopelessly shallow, but attempts to use various fashionable associations in the form of supporting fashionable movements and owning fashionable products, to convince society (and themselves) that they are cultured, intelligent, creative, and generally a worldly person.

Fashion clowns are typically males between the ages of 18 and 35. They live in urban city centers and are commonly seen with a latte from Starbucks, a set of black framed glasses, an iPhone/MacBook, a gelled hair-do, a Breitling watch, and a black European-designed turtle neck. They drive hybrid vehicles, and play Wii.

A fashion clown is too clueless and shallow to develop and maintain any personal beliefs or values, so they instead follow whatever has been dubbed "fashionable" by the social elite. This leaves them prone to routinely contradicting themselves. For example, a fashion clown will routinely express their desire to protect the environment and their love of nature, while living on the 33rd floor of their apartment building in downtown San Francisco. Additionally, you'll see fashion clown driving a vehicle featuring a "hybrid" badge, but you will not see a fashion clown planting a tree.

Fashion clowns routinely disbelieve factually correct information that invalidates a fashionable association of theirs. Most have never heard of Climategate, Bilderburg, or anything requiring investigation past what is fed to society via the media.
- In the 2008 United States presidential election, all fashion clowns supported Senator Barack Obama, because it was fashionable to do so.

- The #1 reason people give for purchasing a hybrid vehicle, ahead of the supposed environmental benefits is because "it says something about me". Not surprising, as most hybrid vehicle owners are fashion clowns.

- Many web designers are fashion clowns. Their most common fashionable association is "web standards and accessibility". Additionally, Ruby on Rails is embraced by fashion clowns, which is why most Rails developers own MacBooks.

- The two cities with the highest FCPC (Fashion clowns per capita) are San Francisco, California and Toronto, Ontario.
by The anti-fashion-clown. January 17, 2010
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Fashion blackout

Suddenly not being able to remember what you purchased, even though it was the most amazing find at the time.
I had a fashion blackout the other day - I know I bought a pair of sandals, and a belt, and I know there was something else but I can't remember what!
by FashionShopper March 31, 2009
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