false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second
Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?
Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!
Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty
Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
by asssburgers February 19, 2011
Get the false alarm boner mug.a very common misconception among the young and underdeveloped male society; it can be defined as someone who is immature thinking that their penis is what matters most in their lives and that a successful man is a man that is surrounded by females and the number of females that can get into bed with them. while in all reality it shows how much that person's brain is underdeveloped because life is about way more than just getting laid or getting women in bed, and usually men with false masculinity can't do anything in their lives and can't be anything so they just try to compensate for their lack of success in life with the number of women they degrade and get into bed, the number of people they can bully, and the number of drinks they can swallow before they black out.
1."man, all these kids thinking they've grown into men by being sexually active just because of False Masculinity."
2. "bro you should see all those girls riding this dick"
~"are you mentally retarded? or are you just an another example how False Masculinity exists?"
3."check these bitches in my dm's"
~"wow, you're really full of yourself, Mr.False Masculinity"
2. "bro you should see all those girls riding this dick"
~"are you mentally retarded? or are you just an another example how False Masculinity exists?"
3."check these bitches in my dm's"
~"wow, you're really full of yourself, Mr.False Masculinity"
by Nobodysperfect March 26, 2019
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Some times people lie to themselves and others to create the world they want, (as opposed to genuinely and honestly living life). Making shit up as they go along to pretend to be what they want to be.
The local bipolar slut acting like she's your best friend trying to create a false reality when what she really wants is your husbands attention.
by choochflounder December 28, 2013
Get the false reality mug.To Tell everyone that what you did is bad , knowning all the way that what you did is good , just so everybody says the opposite .
Usualy used by women .
Usualy used by women .
Number One :
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...
Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !
EmoGothgirl666 : OMG , My blog is made of shit >_< (By The Way , eveyone is made of)
EmoboyLestatDarkness : Don't say that , it's great ^^ !!! !! !!
Useful Idiot : Stop talking shit -_- .
We don't need False Modesty around here ...
Number Two :
GeekBeauty : I'm not good looking , I'm ugly >_____<
D00D : No , you really are :Shamed: ^^' !! ! !!! !! !
by Salmoneus July 13, 2007
Get the False Modesty mug.(Verb) : when a person (usually female) acts in such a way as to indicate rejection because they misinterpreted your actions as romantic advances, despite the fact that to any sane third person observer, they would not be considered as such. People who falsely reject usually suffer from some form of narcissism and have an overly inflated view of themselves and hence this is why they tend to perceive the most innocuous actions as advances on them because how could you not be trying to get with them?
EXAMPLE 1:
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/
Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)
EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?
*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!
Boy- excuse me, do you have a pencil I could borrow? I forgot mine at home :/
Girl- no I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend already..
(In this case, the boy has experienced a false rejection)
EXAMPLE 2:
Boy: Hey Amy, how are you!
Amy: Hey FRIEND, I'm good, how are you?
Boy: Good, just wondering if we could meet up to discuss our group project?
Amy: sure FRIEND, can we do somewhere public like Starbucks or something, yeah friend?
*boy thinking*: why is this bitch trying so hard to make sure I understand she sees me as just a friend? Does she think I'm trying to get with her? OH GOD...SHE DOES...FUCK...I'M BEING FALSELY REJECTED RIGHT NOW! Damn this conceited bitch!
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Get the Faieq mug.When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.
Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.
Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.
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