When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!
by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020
The act of a female partner losing complete control of bowel movements during the course of anal sex.
AMon: Hey wey was Lisa anally open last night?
Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..
Wey: Yea dude, but she had a hygiene fail on your aerobed..
by ElAMon March 31, 2010
The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.
Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked
Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"
Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"
^"april fail's" in action
Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"
Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"
^"april fail's" in action
by failfooler April 02, 2009
a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)
OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!
by Colby "spartan117825" January 21, 2009
A MMORPG that is only intended for total video game whores, since it involves you doing the same thing over and over again. People who play it are confused into thinking they're receiving sex, so they actually pay money.
by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
Daniel Kim: Duuude, I'm sooo dead when my parentals see my report card!!!
Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!
Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.
Peter Jones: Why man? You're lowest grade was an A-!
Daniel Kim: You white people are never gonna get it.
by jonron556 August 17, 2005
by wittyname January 17, 2010