The blackout express can be described as a roller coaster of sorts but one upon which you get on voluntarily. You usually hop on after a shitty shitty day. It usually starts off slow, shotgunning beers with your bros on a tues afternoon or having margaritas with your bitches. Then like every roller coaster, it reaches the top and goes straight fucking down hill from there as you think you handle ten shots in ten minutes and proceed to creep on some girl/sleep with some nasty dude, get in a fight, boot, rally, piss in the middle of the street, boot again, and then finally pass on the floor and get penises drawn on you. Cheers.
Mac: I failed my finance prelim, heres to a good night! (while holding a shot of bartons) I'm hopping on the blackout express!
Tyghe: For fucks sake dude its 9 AM on a monday.
Mac: Sorry for partying?
Tyghe: Welll.....fuck! Give me a shot.
Tyghe: For fucks sake dude its 9 AM on a monday.
Mac: Sorry for partying?
Tyghe: Welll.....fuck! Give me a shot.
by wackattack789 November 02, 2011
by Charlie Malo June 09, 2009
by Heywood May 20, 2004
the sexual act of doing a quick preview of different variations of sexual moves in both the vagina and in the butt hole and than busting inside the woman's mouth
by sock123 September 22, 2010
See Siberian Slingshot, but instead of firing mixture towards any direction you must fire it in the direction of Russia.
by GHB21 October 05, 2008
A reference to a woman of Asian decent, normally deemed unattractive by other Asian men, yet is exotic and appealing to non-Asian men (or women).
The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).
The term is a reference to the fast food Chinese chain which serves cheap, greasy, unpalatable food. Panda Express is never frequented by Asians (with good culinary tastes ).
"Yo, check out that guy's Panda Express dish. Looks like he got the special. I bet he's going to get Gung Pao with it! "
by Banana Lover March 07, 2006
Damn, did you hear Jake banged that chick on his business trip in Wuhan without a cock-sock or N95? Dude took the fast track Wuhan Express route for coronavirus.
by MayorJohnLee March 03, 2020