GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

My hot mouth is boutta explode

When someone absolutely explodes your mouth.

YOOOO, MY HOT MOUTH IS BOUTTA EXPLODEEEEE. IT'S BECAUSE OF GVIDAS

by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024

explodable

A way to describe how thin or tiny a chick is, in that she would explode if you had sex with her.

Damn, that girl is explodable!!!!

by Robert Aiden April 8, 2009

Explode & Reload

Explode & reload is referred to the instance of eating while having a bowl movement.

John: "Bro, whats taking you so long in there? And why do I smell curry?"

Mike: "Give me a minute, man. Just gotta Explode & Reload."

by Clinch500 January 19, 2021

Explode

If someone's head did that when you stared at them, especially the head of an enemy, there would actually be something you could associate with pleasure from staring at someone.

The narcissist's head did not explode when her enemies stared at her. She had a face only a mother could love, yet she was the kind of person to think everybody else took great pleasure in staring at her because they loved her face too, with all it's wholesome qualities and innocence.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021

#Explodered

An idiotic misspelling of #exploded

OMFG did you hear that new tune it has #explodered!

by PAFZ October 21, 2018