Explosive Diarra

A nice way to describe explosive diarrhea. Named after Lassana Diarra, never Mahamadou Diarra, or any of the other various footballers whose last name is Diarra.

Boy 1: Aw man! Pause the game I gotta' get to the toilet again!

Boy 2: Dude, you should of put that Mac 'n Cheese on for longer.

Boy 1: I know! I think I'm gunna' explode!

Boy 2: Typical symptoms of Explosive Diarra!

Boy 1: GODDAMMIT!

by explosivediarra September 25, 2010

calorie expensive

a food that is way too high in calories to fit into one's current diet

Woah, that triple chocolate cheesecake is WAY too calorie expensive for me today; I've already hit my 1300 calories/day goal.

by Lionflower April 28, 2010

Expletive event horizon

1. The point at which your frustration rises so that you lack the patience or vocabulary to express it, resulting in a deluge of random curses.

2. The point at which curse words cease being humorous and become offensive.

1. "Bas-tard motherfucking camelshit fuckjock! Bellydancing cocknobbler!" "...Dude, what's wrong with Steve?" "He passed the expletive event horizon."

2. "...And then, he called her the C-word." "Oh man, that's totally crossing the expletive event horizon."

by Saluriel May 29, 2010

Explosive diarrhea

When you suddenly have to shit very hard

So, umm I have explosive diarrhea the other day.

by Seksanus April 24, 2015

Explosive Reach-Around

An explosive reach-around is when while one member of a sexual act begins to or is in the act of reaching around their partner receives an unfortunate amount of high velocity feces to either the torso or face from the person they are reaching around.

Tom: "Did you hear what happened to Richie last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah man Jen totally pulled an explosive reach-around on him."

by TheMexxxYmellt October 23, 2011

Explosive diarrhea

What happens when World Leaders eat Spicy food.

for example Hitler and America's war in Iraq.

by Don Jesus Landers IV July 25, 2004

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018