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Evangelical Lute 

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.
"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.
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Evangline 

She is the type of girl that likes a dude named Cayden
“Evangline has a crush on that dude Cayden!“
Evangline by Karla Adams May 14, 2023

Evangelos 

WHOA! That thing is huge, you’re such an Evangelos
Evangelos by fjencbskak June 1, 2024

Evanceline 

An Artistic girl that draws a lot, may or may not be on the spectrum, enjoys drinking milk and is a connoisseur for food. It is impossible to make an Evanceline angry or annoyed. If you ever befriend an Evanceline, you will have a very super happy interesting time.
Evanceline is weird
Evanceline by green worm February 20, 2025

brand evangelist 

Brand evangelists are customers who feel so strongly about a brand or product that they will not only recommend the brand to others, but will freely work to convince other consumers that the brand is superior to others in the marketplace.
Brand evangelists spread their beliefs about a brand due to a previously positive experience with the brand.

cathedral evangelist 

Enemy in Dark Souls 3.

It's a community favorite due to them being strangely creepy and downright horrifying when they udder their frase: I'll cleanse the bastard's curse!"
Cathedral evangelist: "I'll cleanse the bastard's curse!!!"