noun: A cross between a female equestrian and a princess.
Males should be adequately forwarned about the dangers of equestriess'. Bitches that ride horses scheme with one another due to inherent social/personal insecurities.
A 'princess' is a high-maintenance, spoiled brat.
Hence, a large percentage of the female equestrian population may be considered an "Equestriess".
Males should be adequately forwarned about the dangers of equestriess'. Bitches that ride horses scheme with one another due to inherent social/personal insecurities.
A 'princess' is a high-maintenance, spoiled brat.
Hence, a large percentage of the female equestrian population may be considered an "Equestriess".
Ex: The herd of females that arrived to our apartment last night included one equestriess... She successfully blocked my cock between the hours of 10pm and 3am.
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Get the Esquired mug.The name given to sexual acts performed to/with horses (or other equines, including Zebras). Often performed by females, for the pleasure of a surprisingly broad audience of males. Most beastiality acts refer to equestrophilia, as the phallus of a horse is adequately long so as to provide good visual appeal (apparently). Two of the most renowned equestrophile 'actors' are Kitty Beatty (who actually worked as a vet, before agreeing to do equestrophilic films) and Michael Abbott (who is quoted of having no experience with horses until he purchased one for his wife - who revelled in the thought of equestrophilia, which drove him into his new career of delivering anal sex to horses).
Bob Smith: Jesus, I watched another Kitty Beatty equestrophilia film last night. I swear that shit is illegal.
Michael Abbott: Not where I come from.
Michael Abbott: Not where I come from.
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Esquetarians love to eat ikea meatballs for their high horse-meat content.
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