errectnaphobia

Those who suffer from this medical condition called errectnaphobia find themselves facing an immense fear of an errect penis, a fear so great that it can cause the person to go into a fit of seuizures during which the penis will sporadically ejactulate semen everywhere!
Can also be combined with errectisallthetimeis which is a disease in which the penis is always errect.

"omg theres shit everywhere, mums not gonna be happy!"
"You did not just do that girlfriend"
"omg you've got errectnaphobia and errectisallthetimeis, i feel sorry for you"

by snowwy April 8, 2006

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Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

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Errielna • Errie • Erriel • erriesx • Errieta • erie • ernie • [eerie] • Emrie • Errica

no good ernie

A phrase used when something bad or unpleasant happens.

Person A: Man, today I hit a deer and totalled my car out!!!

Person B: Oooh, no good ernie!!!

by HippieChick August 26, 2005

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Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

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