Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.
Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.
by Ahren S. May 26, 2006
Get the Screenis Envymug. When you come out of the booth from a private lap dance and you chat to your mate about how it was and hear about all the crazy awesome stuff his stripper did and realise how lame you stripper was = stripper envy.
Maaaaaaate how good was that! she was was all over me her breasts up in my face! I gave her a good motorboating and she was loving it! she couldn't keep her hands out my pants! I've got stripper juice all over my trousers!
Daaamn, all mine did was just dance around a bit and told me off when I grabbed her ass, serious stripper envy!!
Daaamn, all mine did was just dance around a bit and told me off when I grabbed her ass, serious stripper envy!!
by m3ntat August 22, 2010
Get the Stripper envymug. A rock band from south central Iowa (the Des Moines/Ames area). They play music that sounds similar to acts like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and Coldplay. The members of The Envy Corps are (in alphabetical order) Brandon Darner, Luke Pettipoole, David Yoshimura, and Scott Yoshimura.
by Kim L. August 4, 2006
Get the the envy corpsmug. The desire or jealousy to have or to deal with an extremely large pannus. Often experienced by health care workers and medical students. A theory derived from classical Freudian psychology, Pannus Envy stems from the subconcious fixation on those who themselves have, or are physically near a large pannus.
by Rick Jameson March 11, 2008
Get the pannus envymug. Someone envious of the ram/hemi.
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead
someone owning a chevy... like a rock it doesnt move.
or someone who drives a ford...right there the problem is circled aka found on road dead
That guy in the peice of crap chevy has Mopar envy because in 2 more miles he will be asking me to tow his bowtie.
hes got mopar envy.
hes got mopar envy.
by Kirstenchase December 4, 2009
Get the mopar envymug. a situation where one is jealous because their friend/neighbor has a bigger tv (usually plasma/HD) than they do.
I had a big time case of tv envy when Biff got a 50" plasma set for the Super Bowl and I'm stuck with my 13" black and white.
by dunnro1 January 29, 2008
Get the tv envymug. when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.
Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary
man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy
man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy
by crystal1 June 11, 2013
Get the cunt envymug.