Emoticon Denouement

When you're having a conversation with someone online and it starts to get boring so it slowly drifts into replies of emoticons until neither party replies.

Omar: Steve help! My convo with Sarah is drifting into an emoticon denouement.

Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?

by Teetburger August 15, 2010

Emotions

Emotions are a mental/psychological phenomenon that occur in most humans. Emotions seem to be found more often in isolated females than isolated males, and more often in females in general. Interestingly though, males who are exposed to females on a regular basis also exhibit symptoms of having emotions. Thus, it is theorized that emotions arise from the ovaries and are transmittable through prolonged interaction with a carrier.

"The emotions of joy, sorrow, reverence, hate, and love."

by Lethic February 13, 2006

emotional slut

Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.

Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.

by Jacquelina January 13, 2009

mixed emotions

Where you are feeling a mixture of many emotions.

Person one: "Gahh, I have some serious mixed emotions..."
Person two: "How so?"
Person one: "I am bored, Cold, Sleepy, Mad, Lazy, and upset."

by TashiaLynn December 27, 2007

Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically guys named Mike and girls named Ha have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.

by Vu Nguyen June 11, 2006

emotional vomit

The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both

person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off

by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008

Emotional tampon

a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.

Listen lady, I'm your bus driver, not your emotional tampon.

by bluelantern54321 July 15, 2011