The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.
To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.
Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org
Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.
Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org
Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
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Hey, i got a sweet little email from my isp that said i downloaded a movie and my account will be restricted if they catch me again.
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Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
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"I didn't hear back about you going to the party."
"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"
"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"
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Get the sh'email mug.An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"
Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:
1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment
2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
Scenario #1:
Email title: Choices
Body:
Tank
The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.
What's up?
Scenario #2
Email Title: Choices
Body:
Admiral Halsey
The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
by RoundupReady August 22, 2008
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