Duece

A Girl who is at least two hundred pounds in weight, immediately qualifying her as unattractive... unless you're into BBW

"Dude you have got to see this girl I picked up last Friday!"
"Shut the fuck up Derek, I know who you're talking about and she's a Deuce"

by l_0ki May 13, 2005

Dub Dueces a.k.a. Duece Dueces

a 22 0z. of beer
a really small gat

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Dueceldorf

When a piece of poo is ridiculously comically large, it must be upgraded from a duece and classified as a "dueceldorf".

(noun) Little Jimmie ate 15 tacos in Tijuana and laid a 13 inch dueceldorf!

(verb) Little Jimmie rubbed his tummy, squirted out a fart, stood up and declared to his girlfriend, "Pardon me, I need to take a trip to Dueceldorf."

by Stink-SF September 25, 2009

double duece juice

any 22oz bottle of beer or brew

"yo,lets go grip up some double duece juice man.Im thirsty as a mother fucker."

by steven jamesaka wonder March 5, 2008

acey duecey

this is when one guy has a sexual encounter with two women, hince menage e trois...

I can't go out with ya'll tonight man, I gotta acey duecey poppin' off, and I can't miss out on it!

by Joeseph Coolioni August 3, 2006

duece

Taking a shit!

After I ate that burrito, I had to drop a duece.

by Cameltoe Raider January 27, 2003

duece bigelow

A male jigolo with some magical man-jina; Duece can staisfy women in ways that would sicken a normal man; the ultimate man-whore

Just playin like Duec Bigelow

by Nate June 12, 2003