Hazleton drifting

A form of racing, in which a shopping cart is forced into a over-steer. Popular in Hazleton, PA, because cars and gasoline aren't covered by food stamps.

hazletard: I won the Hazleton drifting competition in the Walmart parking lot.

me: Fucking sped.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

drinking from the firehose

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

by Hypercycloid July 18, 2006

Drinking spree

Going the night out blowing all your cash on booze

Dude, fuck all, let's go on a drinking spree tonight

by ZaphodBeebleBrox31 October 26, 2008

Drafting

What the uneducated and under skilled drivers call Tailgating. Its when you follow closely behind another car traveling at a high rate of speed to decrease the amount of air resistance on your awesome sports car so as to save a little money on fuel or get up more speed to slingshot around him.

"Doesn't this jerk know I'm drafting so i can save money with these outrageous gas prices??"

by Pyrosis March 10, 2008

Drinking problem

It's when you don't have anything to drink

"Drinking problem? The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

umbrella drinking

The process by which an alcoholic concoction of various sorts is mixed in an upside down umbrella. Similar to "jungle juice". Serve chilled.

Go to the store and pick up tequila and limes - we're umbrella drinking tonight!

by BCD October 30, 2007

Marathon Drinking

The act of drinking continuously and progressively throughout the day in hopes of achieving and maintaining an "awesome state" of drunkness. They usually pertain to tailgating events or other events such as St. Patty's, Cinco de Mayo.. or no particular reason on a Friday,Saturday, Monday, Wednesday afternoon. The main idea is to last.
Those who do not make it past 10 pm...epic fail and free to shame.

Anyone want to do another Octobong?
No, I already had four and I want to last this is a marathon not a sprint!

20 beers, 10 jello shots and I'm still alive, victory!

Marathon Drinking is different from other marathons because even those that do not finish still win.

by Adrianna Danger February 18, 2009